Oh ay, Cilla Black?
Like who?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

well I was going to say I imagine Al is rather good to his close lady-friends
but now he's insulted me I'm going to retract that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Oh come on
I had to say that, you were complimenting b3ta men. Don't worry, when I finally meet you I'll give you a big manly hug and squeeze your bottom for you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

it's fair enough
I felt I had to make a point. I've not been a cunt to my gfs, I strongly suspect you haven't, nor DiT and a number of others and it annoys me that there are loads of cunts out there who are cunts to women, which biases them and stops them giving head.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I give mine chinese burns instead of kisses.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I wouldn't expect anything less.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Maaaay I borrow your aaarrm for a secondo pleeease?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

You may.
*holds out arm*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

a mon cheri
*burns*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

*gasps*
That was wonderful.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

but you do it with love
and that's what counts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I love them so much sometimes I prank call their mothers telling them that they've died.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I think we need a new b3ta badge to celebrate this sentiment
Something like, "Decent Men stand up for Pro Head girls".
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

sounds like a Head & Shoulders commercial

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I'll have to make sure
the badge leaves the viewer with no doubt as to its intention
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

*holds fingers to temples*
*closes eyes*
*hums*

I sense... a giant.... magenta... cock.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

ense uck
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I hear Bert is single again.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Hahahaha
Yeah, I'm sure he wouldn't recount deeply personal sexual details on OT. Again.
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I just did a little sick in my mouth.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I hear he likes to do that too.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Who's mouth though?
Or is he like a fly that throws up on someone before eating them?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)