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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Woo my grandad is

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
How could you, my grandfather is dead, you insensitive git!

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)
My English grandad is on his way out
So by mentioning grandfathers and death in the same sentence you have offended me
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:45, Reply)
I'm English and at some point will die, thus I am doubly offended

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Are you referring to mortality in general now?
You bastard. That also applies to me.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I am a bastard you shitting cow's nipple!

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)
So's my poor poor mother

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Hi five for exotic blood!

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:45, Reply)
YAY!
He's not my biological grandad but I didn't discover this until I was 11 so I am 'culturally italian'
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

l n
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)
You're despicable

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)
:p

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Where? There are thousands of Ls in that sentence.

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I think he means "cunturally"

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Thanks, lets see if we can get it in the dictionary
Cuntural: Pretentious art, literature, theatre or film hailed as a masterpiece by trendy skinny jeaned twunts, but obviously a pile of turd to the general public
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Alongside
Egotestical: An arrogant liar who lacks the skill or charisma to get away with it, and is in such denial that they believe the bollocks they spew.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Thank you, dear
I can't see without my glasses.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:07, Reply)

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