God hates me so always makes the sun shine when I'm hungover
leaving me regretfully hide indoors wasting a precious sunny day.

Why does God hate you and how does he show his wrath?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:25, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

he populates most of the world with stupid people
and makes me have encounters with them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

The kind of stupid people who leaves words out of their sentances?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

The kind of stupid people who can't spell "sentences".

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Balls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

hahahaha
that'll fucking learn you won't it? cum-sponge
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Yours, if you don't mind
:)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

And makes them believe they need tons of paperwork for every single step in their lives
I hate everybody today! Everybody!

I'm going to have beer and bbq as soon as I leave work.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

On the bus, not sure you're allowed to drink on public transport

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I normally cycle
But today mark's picking me from work, so yes, I'll drink as soon as I'll leave work today.

Don't be picky with me, boy, I'm in a bad mood.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Ha! life is awesome, loser
although I think someone sneaked into my house and messed EVERYTHING up and eaten ALL my food.

or I've been concentrating too much on sewing to do washing up and cooking and cleaning and stuff
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)

What are you sewing, is it your shitty mouth shut!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)

your mum's ass after I split it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Can you tighten it up a bit for me, I have a tiny cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I'll sew on an extra bit of cock for you while I'm there
Or perhaps a crocheted bell end?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Hmmm toasty, no more knob frost bite for me!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10, Reply)

an excellent product
for the winter-time flasher
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Would the resulting police line up be a load of cocks with hats on?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)

pff!
yes. I believe the police have a tiny wardrobe of cock-covers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:14, Reply)

He hates me by only letting me receive 1 randomburn CD
*sadface*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Was it any good?
I like the idea of random burn but I don't want to give my address to interweirdos.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:21, Reply)

You can give your job address

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:25, Reply)

That's even worse!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Why, no!
They'll never know it's your job address.

You can use a PO box too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:27, Reply)

My Job address:
Armoured level -6
Spy Section
MI5 building
Vauxhall
london
SW4 007
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:30, Reply)

You lying get.
You told me to address all correspondence to

Naked Ape
Big Boss of the Accord Division
Honda UK
Supermodel Street
Skillsville


Also, do you reckon that random in this case means "agonised over for hours to make sure that it truly represents the cool kid that I am and will they think that Iron Maiden is too obvious and laugh at me?"
(Cave Duck, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Hahaha!
I thought of that. I haven't got that problem, you see, almost all my music is in Spanish, so I'm sure they'll never know how cool I am.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:45, Reply)

I haven't sent mine out yet
but I've gazzed people to apologise and explain. They will get one, it'll just be later than expected. And it was truely random. Sadly the least cool stuff in my collection was represented
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:47, Reply)

It's always like that, isn't it?
At least only 1 Rocky Horror song came in, and nothing too silly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I've only got 2
And one of them doesn't work :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Is that why you are grumpy chops?
Who's a little grumpy pants, who's a little grumpy pants?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Yes, it's me
I'm not having a good day today. I'll be all happy tomorrow, I think, maybe.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Have some gin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:31, Reply)

I don't like gin
I'll have some beer instead.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:45, Reply)