However I go, I don't want to know a thing about it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:18, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Same here
Can't bear the idea of knowing it's in the post. Not even a few seconds beforehand
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Exactly.
I thought us knowing my grandad was on his way out would make it easier, but it's shit. And he's bored.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Alright Gary?
I must apologise for not being around much lately, only work have introduced this policy whereby cocking around on b3ta is frowned upon.

The miserable cunts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Guv!
I'm not well today. I got soup and cobs on my way home from work though :)
How's ting?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Sweating like Gary Glitter with Michael Jackson's address book at the moment.
And looking forward to bash weekend. Hope you're feeling better soon, bro.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Hahahah love the expression
Just organising a man's night with my dad. He's a bit down in the dumps so we're going to watch Withnail & I followed by the Life of Brian and have egg fried rice and beer on Saturday.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Sounds positively tip top.
On top of the potential of missing Doctor Who on Saturday, I may also miss England being beaten on penalties again on Sunday on account of probably driving back from Todmorden.

Fucking friends; I dunno why I bother with 'em, always ruining my fun they are.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I'm always missing Doctor Who, but the BBC iplayer is great.
I catch up when I get to work on Monday morning.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Oh there are loads more expressions where that came from.
Sweating like a fat lass on a bouncy castle is another favourite.

Sweating like Josef Fritzl in a cellar.

Sweating like a paedo in a creche.

And so on. You get the picture.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:34, Reply)

I like 'fat lass in a chippy'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:37, Reply)

Duly noted and added to list :)

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:46, Reply)

I'd like a day's warning
so I could clear up my things etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:20, Reply)

That would be a really horrific day though
Unless your family clubbed together and bought you Eva Green
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Yeah if I'm gonna die young I'll want someone to clear my cupboards and drawers before my parents see anything

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Oooh that's a good point

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:25, Reply)

I'm so shady.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:25, Reply)

My parents don't even know I've got a tattoo
The look on their faces if they had to identify the body would be appalling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:26, Reply)

I can go red thinking about them clearing out my flat...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Yeah that doesn't bear thinking about
Given that my Mum disapproves of my piercings, I don't know what she'd think of my extensive collection of hardcore Peruvian goat porn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Me neither

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:38, Reply)

Quality response ;-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:39, Reply)

these are the reasons
I'd like a days warning to get rid of stuff, write a few notes etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:47, Reply)

OK I see your point
I'd still quite like Eva Green though please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:50, Reply)