I just got offered a new job. Locumming at first and then permanent the next week if I like it there
I've been locumming for a month now and it's a bit good as I get all my expenses paid for me - I was actually advised to submit my weekly shop bills minus toiletries as I can claim for all of that food which ROCKS - but I miss being in the same place permanently and being able to continue my nursing training.

ALSO: I have the new Futurama episode cued up to watch RIGHT FUCKING NOW and I'm a little excited about it.

What's made you think, hey that's pretty damn awesome recently? Animal mineral or vegetable
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:25, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

congratulations...
in TWO places!

Pimms has made me think a lot of things are awesome
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:32, Reply)

I want a GU pot. They're awesome, but that means getting up and walking for 2 minutes to get one
CAN'T DECIDE
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:34, Reply)

ooh
the chocolate ones are quite nice :) You should definitely. I'm starving but it's ten minutes walk to get food
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:40, Reply)

I have flapjack that I bought yesterday. I'll eat that instead

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I was disgusting
and bought popcorn chicken at KFC instead. I can diet tomorrow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:29, Reply)

No, popcorn chicken at KFC is disgusting, you're not on that level yet.
Plus, if you diet your boobs might shrink and that would make me do a sadface
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:30, Reply)

no worries
I'd have to lose maybe two stone in weight before my boobs shrank. Tried it before
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:35, Reply)

:)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:36, Reply)

get 2
then bring me one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:45, Reply)

No dice

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:31, Reply)

aww:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:59, Reply)

I'm not sure about awesome, but maybe a little bit psychic
for days now I've been meaning to start an Off Topic thread asking everyone 'if you could turn yourself, or anyone else in the whole world, into any animal, mineral or vegetable; who would it be, what would you turn them into, and why?'
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:36, Reply)

How does that make you psychic? They're completely different questions

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:38, Reply)

You mentioned animal, mineral or vegetable
it's like we're one mind
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Holy shit
it's like you're secretly interesting only without the interesting bit.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:56, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post766646
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Hang on I've got an even better line you can use next time
it goes "I know you are, but what am I" and of course the answer will always be "desperately trying to sexually fulfil your own mother but failing even at that"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:25, Reply)

This is supposed to be the nice board!
:(
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:28, Reply)

So why are you pulling that crap?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:32, Reply)

I wasn't pulling anything
he called me uninteresting, so I turned it back on him. No offence meant, I don't even know the guy
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Pfft.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:16, Reply)

You're of one mind with an interesting person

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Yippee

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:32, Reply)

tesco value cheshire cheese

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:45, Reply)

I read that as lol, cumming
My pants are pretty damn awesome. They're animal, mineral AND vegetable.
( broadsword, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Did you lolcum in them?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Fuck yeah
lol, cumming
( broadsword, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:00, Reply)

i got two new ukuleles, and they're both pretty damn awesome
hooray for redundancy payouts!
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Ukuleles are not awesome. They make me do a ladysick

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:16, Reply)