If it a long journey...
...I would suggest some nose-candy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's a short one
I still recommend some nose-candy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Oh no.
Short journeys are mushrooms. Just be sure to put the SatNav on and leave a note on the dashboard telling you it is not voices in your head.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Driving on shrooms is a bit of a rollercoaster ride
Me and my mate Dave downed a mugful each at about 10am one morning, then about 5 mins later went out to his car to drive to the stunning and trippy Wasdale. He sadi he could feel a tickle even before we set off. 20 mins later and the road is like well cooked spaghetti, we, or should I say he, held it together long enough to reach the car park. Whereupon some scuba divers where peeling their wet suits off, which was VERY disconcerting.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Haha!
As if that wasn't funny enough I read it as 'peeing in their wetsuits'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Sweets don't taste as nice but do last a lot longer up the nose,
sensible advice.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)

It's either that or Tesco Value brand.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:31, Reply)