This is my last Friday working here
so I'm waiting for my new job to start, but also hoping that Fridays will continue to be as piss funny as they are now.

Also waiting to be contact by Trading Standards as per the threat of the dickhead who last night complained that our website is guilty of false advertising. This is because he came to our showroom - which the website clearly says is open 10am til 6pm - at about 7, and then called us to complain cos the website also says 8am to 8pm, obviously pertaining to the contact centre where I work. I pointed out his obvious mistake and he took my name and told me to expect a call from Trading Standards.

I am bricking myself.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Tell him to fuck off...
...and give him a boot in the cock.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

This guy was such an idiot, had it been my last day I actually would have told him to fuck off
As it was I remained a paragon of professionalism, or as close to it as I ever can be with this face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)