Waiiiiiiiting... Waiiiiiting.
I'm waiting for a bunch of programs to finish running at work, waiting to hear if I have a PhD and ultimately today, waiting to go to the pub. What's the rest of offtopic waiting for? Or claiming to be so they can muck about on the boards?
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:27, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

waiting for hydraulic models to finish running so I can copy them to a hard drive for delivery to client
terribly exciting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I'm waiting to see if something I've done has worked and was worth the aggro
And I'm waiting for next Friday
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I've been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life...
*dons spandex*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)

*synths*
*broods*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)

YOU FUCKER
I've got the "doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo" bit in my head on repeat now...gah!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)

That's what I'm doing
whilst staring off out of the window in my warehouse apartment with bare brick walls and picture of Ferraris on the walls
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Ha!
Is it 1986?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Purely

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

The 70's are coming back...
Run.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Waiting to go and play at a gig tonight
Waiting to hear if I've got a temporary summer job for the next couple of months.
Waiting for it to be lunchtime so I can eat pizza.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)

waiting for the ABAP patch queue to finish the main import phase
so I can go home.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I'm waiting for my stag do to start,
I am also waiting to stop sweating as I just rushed to town and I'm having a menopausal fucking flush
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)

waiting for pneumatic models to finish noshing me off
so I can drive them to a disused quarry near Enfield and beat them to death with a pair of rusty bolt-croppers.

Terribly exciting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Best friday EVER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)

that does sound exciting

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Oh man, I wanna work where you work

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I've always imagined that Monty works at a twisted curio shop
Where you can buy wonderful objects that end up doing nasty things, like a photo album that drags you in, or a magic monkeys paw that gives you AIDS
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Like the fancy dress shop owner in Mr Benn....
...but instead of adventures with pirates and dragons, you get laced with ketamine and bum-raped in Mile End.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Perhaps that's what Mr Benn wanted all along?
Why else would he keep going back, the dirty bumgay...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

The putrid pederast...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:41, Reply)

ooh
do you mean a PhD place? if so, same institute? I think I've worked out who you are by the way. And I'm sure that's in no way a creepy comment.
( ascorbate, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Yes, Nope it's at the hospital, and there goes my aura of Mystery, pfft.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

ha ha
I used to be in E204a, so possibly opposite yours? If so, then I walk past your office a lot to speak to the boss.
good luck with the PhD!
( ascorbate, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)

This is my last Friday working here
so I'm waiting for my new job to start, but also hoping that Fridays will continue to be as piss funny as they are now.

Also waiting to be contact by Trading Standards as per the threat of the dickhead who last night complained that our website is guilty of false advertising. This is because he came to our showroom - which the website clearly says is open 10am til 6pm - at about 7, and then called us to complain cos the website also says 8am to 8pm, obviously pertaining to the contact centre where I work. I pointed out his obvious mistake and he took my name and told me to expect a call from Trading Standards.

I am bricking myself.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Tell him to fuck off...
...and give him a boot in the cock.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

This guy was such an idiot, had it been my last day I actually would have told him to fuck off
As it was I remained a paragon of professionalism, or as close to it as I ever can be with this face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)