That ticks a lot of boxes.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

he'll be "ticking" his "box" as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I don't get it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

nor me
I was hoping that the reader could come up with their own foul explanation.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Creativity? Freedom of expression? What do you think this is, the Guardian?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Well, I've evidently spent too much time on here.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

No more class A's for me this weekend is the plan.
The past three nights on the trot have been progressively more debauched and I really need to get some proper sleep in at some point. I've had no more than 8 hours' sleep since Monday night and I'm flagging somewhat as a result.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Sleep - you big bumder.
*snaps fingers* Waiter - more charlie.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

It was half four when I got to bed this morning
and I was up again at 7. I won't see my bed again til about 4 tomorrow morning what with DJing tonight - I fucking crave a good old snooze right now, I really do. If that makes me a bender then turn up the Marc Almond, I'm off to work in musical theatre.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I would pay good money to see you in musical theatre
And I fucking hate musicals. I can see you as Maria in West Side Story
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Getting shagged by Nazis.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

when reality and fiction combine....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Guys, I think we've hit the jackpot.
Quick, someone write it. I'll do the rest of the casting and Kitty can make the costumes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

"The hills are alive, with the sound of Tractor...."
A few of Monty's favourite things would be quite fun too.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I think favourite things could work very well indeed
White-crusted noses and rutting with exes
massive fat reefers and shagging both sexes
ugly chav rent-boys, covered in bling
These are a few of my (Monty's) favourite things
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

*begrudging lol*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

HeHe.
When the worm turns, when his piss burns,
That's what makes him sad.
Hoover some charlie and brew up some shrooms
And then things don't seem so bad.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I like the name update, Apples, it suits you.
I hate musicals even more than I hate Bowie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Ta very much.
Yes, but would you be willing to star in one where you got to have sex with nazis?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Hot Nazi Aryan women, I would, no problem.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)