You may need to explain some of the words to me, namely...
Woman
Successful
Date
Sleep
Company
Friends
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Okay
Woman: Like a man more more useless. Has no cock, but boobs and a vagina instead.
Successful: What you are if you own a Honda Accord.
Date: The bit before the raping.
Sleep: The bit after the raping.
Company: When you're with other people. Wanking is generally frowned upon whilst in company.
Friends: People you like who like you. Don't rape them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Rape isn't funny young lady
it's hilarious
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I wish I'd seen this yesterday.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I wish it had been taught in school

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)