What kind?
EDIT
I started replying, then someone came into the office and ranted for a month and in the meantime Vipros replied. Meh.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Any kind!
Aaaaargh, you bastards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I want a skull-cap or pill-box type I think

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)

That sounds sexy
you should totally wear just that for djtp next time you see him
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Ooh yeah cos it'll push my fringe down and make my eyes look bigger

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

A wanker's hat.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)

A purple helmet?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Nah. Like in the song but different.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:56, Reply)

What song?
Prince?
"I only want to see you bathing underneath the purple helmet. Purple helmet...purple helmet"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

OK. To the tune of My old man's a dustman.....
Berty is a wanker, he wears a wankers hat,
He never had a father, now what do you think of that?
He is a proper bastard but really it's a front,
He's soft and cute and cuddly but acts just like a cunt.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)

*strums washboard whilst chewing gum loses flavour on the bedpost overnight*

(Cave Duck, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I rather love this
it is a thing of beauty
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:17, Reply)