Where has everyone gone?
I've only got about half an hour left of the working week and I need something to distract me from actually having to do anything!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:39, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*tapdances*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

*claps like a mong*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Too easy
t l
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

i only just got home,
I've been out all night playing pool at the pub with a mate.
I am a very, very bad pool player. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I bet you are better than I am
although last time I played I discovered that if I shut my left eye then I can aim straight.

It has taken me a very very long time to come to this conclusion. I blame it on only playing pool when drunk.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)

to be fair I did get 3 absolutely fucking brilliant flukes,
including one where I hit the ball in one direction, it came off the side at an angle, hit one of my colour which went straight into the hole, then bounced off and knocked another two in the same shot.
But for the rest of the 6 or 7 games, I was woeful.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

*pokes head around the door*
*leaves*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)

what is worse than people not being around
is the lack of appreciation for my rewriting of the words to "My favourite things" so it is about Monty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Where?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:45, Reply)

darth foxtrot's thread a few down
right at the bottom.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I can't be arsed
back to work I go.

Link it next time, lazypants
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Or try the top of the popular page.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)

That made me feel uncomfortable

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I enjoyed it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I agree...
...it was exceptional. In fact I am off to give it a click.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:52, Reply)

There.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I want a hat

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

what sort?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I don't know, any sort of hat
stop asking questions and just get me a fucking hat, will you?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:45, Reply)

What kind?
EDIT
I started replying, then someone came into the office and ranted for a month and in the meantime Vipros replied. Meh.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Any kind!
Aaaaargh, you bastards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I want a skull-cap or pill-box type I think

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)

That sounds sexy
you should totally wear just that for djtp next time you see him
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Ooh yeah cos it'll push my fringe down and make my eyes look bigger

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

A wanker's hat.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)

A purple helmet?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Nah. Like in the song but different.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:56, Reply)

What song?
Prince?
"I only want to see you bathing underneath the purple helmet. Purple helmet...purple helmet"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

OK. To the tune of My old man's a dustman.....
Berty is a wanker, he wears a wankers hat,
He never had a father, now what do you think of that?
He is a proper bastard but really it's a front,
He's soft and cute and cuddly but acts just like a cunt.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)

*strums washboard whilst chewing gum loses flavour on the bedpost overnight*

(Cave Duck, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I rather love this
it is a thing of beauty
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Have a look at aryanwear.com
I've been looking for an SS officer's sword online but instead came across this US-based white power site. They have some nice t-shirts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I've got some reichspfennigs (sp? you know, kraut coins from WW2)
My grandfather took them off a german he shot, which is odd seeing as he did homeguard duties...

Found 'em

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:05, Reply)

If you are in the mood for this sort of thing...
...why not watch those lovely, teenage, redneck Nazi girls. Prussian Blue's ode to skinheads.
Laughable but disturbing
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Enough already - we've got all Sunday to listen to
'Tomorrow belongs to Me'

here you go
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

What the shuddering fuck?
please tell me this is a joke
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Sadly it is not.
These are pure 'Aryan' inbred rednecks who have been taught the true way by their Jesus lovin' daddy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:04, Reply)

wahey I've just had the oil changed in my car, I told him to check the plugs but he was like nah and I told him I would do it myself and he was all
"you don't know where the plugs are in this car" and I'm all "yeah I do" and showed him where they were and then he was all haha okay you're right and I'm like haha yeah YEAH SUCK MY FUCKEN DICK BITCH
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Watch this shite.
should waste another 4 minutes
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Aw. That's nice.
Shame it wasn't Dear Doctor. I've only ever seen one video for that and it was part of a documentary years ago.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)

About this time of day the road outside gets busy.
And the 'windows down stereo to 11' mongs show up.
There was a opentop BMW just then, stuck in a mini-gridlock.
We got the intro to Money for Nothing at max, while Rupert tried to look cool, lost it, and scrabbled for the volume control. Much giggles.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Doh!
I scanned that and thought it was a story about 11 mongs. What a let down.
No offence meant.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

That better? Apologies for the let Downs.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Yes. But I prefer my vision....
...of a mentally handicapped football team singing Dire Straits.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I saw that team singing the National Anthem recently.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I just got home
and am about to start house cleaning. I'm having friends round for dinner tonight and have tri-tip marinating and it's going to be yummy.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:10, Reply)

*pulls pants down*
*helicopters*
( broadsword, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Oh, I do like breasts

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:28, Reply)