Unless Rapey's there
And you pick up the wrong drink.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I've probably got a tolerance even for Rohypnol
:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I'm now imagining you and Rapey
in that scene from The Princess Bride. It's a lot darker than the film though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I have not had the misfortune of seeing said film.
Should I be offended? I am already, just in case.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:22, Reply)

The Princess Bride is awesome

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

It has a bent name.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

you will probably hate it
despite it being one of the greatest films ever
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Well I hate you
despite your being one of the greatest benders ever
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:40, Reply)

you hate me because I'm not a bender
and it saddens you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)

You sadden me
(GOT YOUR MOTORHEAD TICKET YET?)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

The thought of this is making me smile
Especially when Monty eventually gets bored of the foreplay and jsut pretends to be drugged so that he can get some hot cock loving from Rapey, only Rapey gets too nervous to perform and Monty gets up and reverses the situation and makes Rapey call him daddy before spraying hot man batter all up his back.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)

You've thought about that too much
I could feel you were enjoying it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)

That's probably because he's sitting right behind you
For the love of god, don't turn around...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Are you playing to scare me?
Are you? You got it!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I've just had make up a really lame excuse for 'lolling' at my desk.
I can't believe I actually said 'I was just remembering something really funny from the weekend'. Shoot me now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)