Someone was thinking of Monty at the bash on Saturday and defaced my calender.
Pic in replies.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:57, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Aye
If I remember correctly, it was you, wasn't it?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Yeah... that might have been me...
I blame the sangria.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

*shocked*
You bastard
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I swear someone suggested it though
And I'm quite suggestible when drunk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)

That sangria was awesome though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)

that
would have been me then
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Ah yes!
So it was :)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)

it was an instant
I saw that and thought of monty flash
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:18, Reply)

The sangria was only just fruit juice
Don't excuse yourself. Those were your real feelings.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Haha nice!
And your tapas was delicious.
That's not a euphemism.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)

mmmmm green stuff

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Thanks
And yes, I had forgotten I said I'd put the recipe here, but after last time I'm a bit worried about doing it.

I'll write it later and post it in replies somewhere.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:14, Reply)

FOR SHAME.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)

It could have been worse
If you'd been at the bash, he could have written 'I heart Bowie' in marker pen on your forehead after you'd fallen asleep/passed out.
(berk, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)

And taken photos of you cuddling the calendar
With a 'Ziggy Stardust' CD sticking out the top of your trousers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

cuddling licking
(berk, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I am not known either for falling asleep or for passing out.
I'm the one still sat in the same position at the kitchen table as you last saw me before you went to bed, generally.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)

ah but you are known for
vitriol and massive drugs
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Those two things in tandem
tend to keep one wide awake, I find...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I think I may adopt 'WMDs' as a term.
('Wondrous Massive Drugs')
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Unless Rapey's there
And you pick up the wrong drink.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I've probably got a tolerance even for Rohypnol
:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I'm now imagining you and Rapey
in that scene from The Princess Bride. It's a lot darker than the film though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I have not had the misfortune of seeing said film.
Should I be offended? I am already, just in case.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:22, Reply)

The Princess Bride is awesome

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

It has a bent name.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

you will probably hate it
despite it being one of the greatest films ever
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Well I hate you
despite your being one of the greatest benders ever
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:40, Reply)

you hate me because I'm not a bender
and it saddens you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)

You sadden me
(GOT YOUR MOTORHEAD TICKET YET?)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

The thought of this is making me smile
Especially when Monty eventually gets bored of the foreplay and jsut pretends to be drugged so that he can get some hot cock loving from Rapey, only Rapey gets too nervous to perform and Monty gets up and reverses the situation and makes Rapey call him daddy before spraying hot man batter all up his back.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)

You've thought about that too much
I could feel you were enjoying it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)

That's probably because he's sitting right behind you
For the love of god, don't turn around...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Are you playing to scare me?
Are you? You got it!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I've just had make up a really lame excuse for 'lolling' at my desk.
I can't believe I actually said 'I was just remembering something really funny from the weekend'. Shoot me now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Were you there disguised as Blousie's cat?
I swear the little bugger sat by the kitchen door all night and watched me sleep...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Yes, Crowers old boy. Yes, I was.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Bash pics up in my facebook profile.
At some point I'll get round to opening a flikr account and post some there too.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I'll see them tonight when I get home
Although I'm a bit worried...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)

There's one of you smiling
while Crow pulls a rather odd face behind you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I CAN'T HELP HAVING AN ODD FACE.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

You've also got one hand on your hip
in a spectacularly limp wristed fashion.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

He was pretending to be you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Don't start on his wrists again!
He's only just come out of therapy from the last Tayyab's jaunt, when he was asked if his limp wrists made bass playing difficult...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

That must have been after I forced him to dance.
He must hate me now :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:40, Reply)

YOU'RE worried?
think how I feel!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I know they can't be worse than yours
Well, I think... I was dancing in the kitchen, very happy. I thought nobody had cameras...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:40, Reply)

There are some class ones there!
Not of me, mind.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)