At least these are easy and don't have fish on them
I think I love you too... I think I could love you... Maybe... Have I ever met you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OH CHRIST DON'T GO THERE
Could someone please throw a protective cordon around Aberracion?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Stick with it...
r n
n m
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

James Corden is a cunt
'I AM FAT, BUT IF I SHOUT PEOPLE WILL LIKE ME'

Fuck off, you tedious shit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I'd have thought you people would be full of German-inspired joy today

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

More football?
I'm going to insist we do the same on Wednesday. Well, only if the good guys win.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Not at all
as a scotsman who grew up in germany, I really couldn't give a fuck about nationality.
I hoped England would win, but didn't really care very much
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

You'd know if you had
by the smell of three day old faeces, and the instant feeling of regret
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Oh, I see
You are one of those lovely persons who spends so much time helping other people that doesn't have a second for his own cleaning. You're a star.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)

It's nice to be appreciated


although, I am actually saving the world right now, co-ordinating jobs in the gulf of mexico
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

That explains the smell
Good luck with it, you've got a hard day ahead.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

It's been manic for weeks
Here I am, working all the hours God sends, single-handedly saving the whole entire world from oblivion, and I come here, and all I get is abuse.

It's so bad sometimes I want to post that picture of the kitten crying from the popular naughty step page
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

The world is so unfair
There, there. You're doing a great job. Just keep going and don't listen to the bad people.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I think we should do it
On your wedding day
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I'm up for it
If Mark can join as well and you bring another girl too, and we do it in different beds in different rooms, and you keep that other girl happy while Mark keeps me happy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Ha!
I very much doubt that any woman would have me now, although there are a couple who look quite promising
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

You should give it a try
Otherwise, you'll never know.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)