Not good! Sorry to hear about your bed.
That's why I have the rule that if they vom, nearly vom or pass out, they sleep in the bathroom.

Either stripping to my knickers and jumping in the pool at a mate's 16th, getting by tits right out in front of everyone at another mate's 18th (both done completely sober) or getting whipped with a wet tea towel to the point of it leaving horrible red welts on by back for days after.
Actually, they were all really good parties. Worst party experience, being woken up at six in the morning with a tremendous hangover by the hostess of the party putting the hairspray soundtrack on at full volume so we'd all get up and help her clean before her parents got home.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I should have put him in the bath
Another friend had drunk too much, but in contrast he calmly said "I'm going to throw up", then took his shoes off before going inside the house and throwing up delicately inside the loo, before wiping it down and flushing it. Gentlemanly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

How polite of him.
Why can't more people be like this?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

that's what I thought!
if he hadn't said anything I never would have noticed. The bed-vomiter, however, made my room stink of regurgitated peppers. Ick.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I can deal with any bodily fluid besides vomit
So the thought of this makes me do a sadface.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Most of it was contained in the base of the wicker basket
it looked like multicoloured pepper soup. My friend mopped up the spillages and I balled the sheet up and threw it in the washing machine so minimal contact was had with the actual vomit itself. I don't like dealing with other people's bodily fluids.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I don't announce first
But I leave no evidence. I'm a vomit ninja.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)

one of my friends drinks red wine,
throws it up and then denies it. Red wine vom is very distinctive smelling.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Oh yes.
And snakebite and black stains carpets purple...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I have a friend who drank sloe gin and red wine at his colleague's housewarming party.
they had to repaint the wallpaper in the hallway and get a new carpet. Both were originally cream.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)