You managed to get me to dance
In a manner other than my usual "emergency Charleston." I don't think you fully appreciate how much of an achievement that really is.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:30, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And you weren't even drunk by then
You did it very well, though, I don't know why you said you couldn't.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'm sorry Crowsephine
but we have to assume that you're having impure thoughts. Men who don't dance at parties don't dance at parties for a reason. Flaunting this rule implies MINDFILTH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)

They don't dance because the don't like dancing?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Don't like it or simply can't
Most men can't dance. The ones who are aware of this are vastly preferable to the alternative, who sadly outnumber them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I disagree
All of my male friends in Tenerife can dance, not in a professional way, but they can all follow the music and turn you a couple of times. It's not difficult.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)

There are several significant differences between a Tenerife nightclub and its Norwich counterpart, it would appear
I'll revise; most ENGLISH men can't dance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Mmmm...
Maybe...

Mark's friends always laugh at how he dances, so he stop doing it, unless he's super drunk. However, I really like it. Ok, he's difficult to follow, with his arms going everywhere (he's just like The Doctor in this last chapter) but he puts so much feeling on it!

Last time we went to Tenerife, everybody made a circle around him and cheered him up. He received compliments from everybody and has never been more happy. I think we understand different things for "good dancing"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:01, Reply)

They can dance if they want to
they can leave all their friends behind
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Exactly
If they think they're going to get something, they all dance. Not in Tenerife, though, there everybody dances just for fun, and if you get something afterwards, better.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Good point Kitty
Unless their friends want to dance, and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)

'Cause their friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)

DAMN
Lyrics fail
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

There was a dwarf in the video.

The End.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:05, Reply)

there was a dwarf in R Kelly's video film thing
well, he was a midget.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Midget...
Midget...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Are you the one in the dusky shirt?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Probably
Not being a facebook type I haven't seen the pictures yet, but a tall dark-haired feller in a dusky red shirt dancing with Aberracion is probably me, yes. I'll verify when someone gets them up on Flickr.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)

You look like this lad Alan who has a lump on his forehead, but without the lumpy forehead.
So that's nice for you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Isn't it just?
I'm quite glad I don't have a lumpy forehead though. And I suppose that will help you to distinguish in future between me and this lad Alan.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I don't think he washes his hair as much as you either
So I'm assuming identification would be a piece of cake.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

...because there would be cake in his hair where he hadn't washed it out...?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Oh spiffing

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)

He looks a lot like my sisters boyfriend

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Is he called Alan?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

And a lot like someone approaching 30, I'm told...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I just can't believe you're such a young 'un

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I'm not *that* young
I'm 24. Nearly 25*, in fact. But apparently you nearly wept with laughter when Lampito told you this.

*EDIT: Physically, anyway. I maintain I was born middle-aged, so my brain must be getting on for retirement by now
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I didn't know your age
but I had you down as under 25.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I didn't find it quite that funny
but I just assumed you were the same age as me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:09, Reply)