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It was something an idiot gozzy-eyed fat-fingered doctor asked me
I'm going to petrol bomb his cunting house
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:56,
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Erm...
If I called you over the weekend I do apologise - I was inebriated, tired and a tad emotional.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:57,
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Hahah alright Doc!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:00,
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Knackered, but good knackered.
And you my sweet princess?
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:01,
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I'm alright
Bit peaky but evrything's going to be fine ya hear me!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:03,
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Was it
"While I'm down here, do you want me to do a quick tightening up?"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:57,
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You cheeky bastard
It's like a gnat's chuff it is
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:00,
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I shall take your word for it
And apologise for insinuating otherwise!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:02,
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Thanks a million
Ya bugger
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:04,
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'bugger'
I thought he was talking about the front!
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:13,
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Right that's it!
No more talk about rudes for the rest of the day!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:16,
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Was it
"Can you feel that?"
As he attempted to peel you from the ceiling.
The bastard.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:26,
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