There's something very wrong with men having long hair
It's not right goddamnit. They should be lined up against the wall and shot!
( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:28, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why? I like it
And I've never convinced any of my partners to leave it long enough.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

You hear that Roota?
I've found one!
I used to have very, very long hair which is now quite short and I don't like it
( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Fine, go and grow it again and lose the fly-paper
And she's getting married so she wouldn't touch you.
Hippy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I'm a long haired capitalist
*rages*
( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Oh, yes
I wouldn't like a hippy hippy in my life. I like the style, not the way of thinking!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Like Rodney Trotter when he got that rat ponytail?
I would never impose hair fascism on you, but come on, do yourself a favour...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)

my hair was ace
www.djtp.ndo.co.uk/hair.jpg
( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)

It looked like a Mary

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

They're worse than fops with fringes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

:(
The fringe is a beautiful thing.

A BEAUTIFUL THING I TELL YOU.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I know
I jest.
I adore fringes and always have.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

We should start a fan club.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

YES!
I will try to find the cartoon of me when I had a big lopsided fringe too.
"USE THE FRINGE"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Roota, your hair is awesome
And a fine example of why fringes on women can look hot.
Fringes on men look stupid though, especially emo fringes that fall in front of the face. Twats.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Thanks Labness!
But I think a bit of fringe just up to or in front of a bloke's eyes is bang tidy.
Not a big emo one though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Noooooooooooooooo
Massive ones are stupid and gay, granted, but just a little one, maybe slightly covering one eye, I especially like light brown or natual blonde, maybe with a hint of ginger and then they have to do that little flick thing to get it out the way an- *swoons*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)

EGGZACKLY

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Good job Wellgroomedwookiee isn't here
Or he'd... um...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

he's got short hair

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

short absolutely no
( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Not in his FB profile pic
and therefore, not in REAL LIFE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I beg your fucking pardon, old boy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Too easy
ing pardon

EDIT: Damn you, Boyce! I'd just like to say that before Monty rephrased the above, this was FUCKING FUNNY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)

IT REALLY WAS, HONEST!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Oh my god, sarcasm!
My most hated of all the -asms. I must withdraw
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Withdraw before you reach that other sort of -asm?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Matter of time
At 5pm I am only ever one or two internet insults away from a damn good splunge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Fnarr

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

You know it's only jealousy

( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:06, Reply)