ridiculously the things that wound me up most
were the way americans use the word liberal, and the stupid tipping system
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:18, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I read it on my phone
So only see the entries and a couple of comments.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

haha
"I got really angry at a website and can't go on it anymore. FML"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

pretty much
it's mildly embarrassing, but was during a period when I was so bored at work.

I went to the trouble of downloading a website blocker for firefox, and entering a completely random password so I can't even unblock it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

It does seem to have replaced "commie" in modern yank parlance
as equating to something EVIL and SINISTER.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

which is completely absurd
particularly because the people they mean when they spit the word "liberal" are the ones that are generally like normal people in that they don't like war or destroying the environment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Exactly
For a nation that spends so much time banging about "Freedom" and all this horse-shit about "The Land of the Free," they really do object to a word which, loosely speaking*, can mean "FREE." It really does drive me to facepalm.

*_{Or even, "liberally interpreted," - see what I did there?}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

oh the irony
the gimp I have chained in my attic has more freedom!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I thought Chompy went to Glasto?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

give me some credit
the gimp is masked but still attractive underneath

and if all you can see of someone is their eyes then you don't want the cold dead eyes of a rapist staring back at you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Everyone on my bank of desks wants to know what I'm laughing at
Damn you, Vipros!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Like in
This picture?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

like that but with more gimp mask

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Rapey would probably make a mask from the faces of his victims

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)