Yay!
I hope there's a big white board in your office with b3tan names and gold stars on it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Why, yes, yes there is
If by "board" you mean "sacrificial altar" and by "gold stars" you mean "chances of avoiding bloodletting based on niceness".

It is in my office though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Does niceness increase or decrease the chances of bloodletting?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Decrease
Amberl is currently the person least likely to be thrown into a volcano if the harvest fails.

Chompy is still the runaway leader
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

at least he finally excels at something

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Everyone's got their special skills
You have poledancing and corsetry, I have dancing and Chompy has... (left blank for your own suggestion)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

So he should be
the fat cunt
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)