Oh shut up
that was well good wordplay on the whole 'filling in' as a metaphor for rape thing

I demand that somebody clicks that post
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 22:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

no deal
you're going to have to gaz the link and you'll die inside.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Who should I gaz the link to?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 22:58, Reply)

I don't know, have a look at your gazes and reply to the ones that aren't death threats.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 22:59, Reply)

It's just not love unless they're threatening to kill me

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 23:01, Reply)

I think the idea of your dad standing in the pub like a creepy rapist
while Psychochomp sits at home watching daytime telly hilarious.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Pffffffft
I DON'T HAVE A DAD, YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD

edit this is not in any way a dig at Beckyjsbx, whom I have no quarrel with and only hope the best for, it is merely a post to highlight the fact that my daddy didn't love me enough to hang around
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 22:58, Reply)

OH ME GOODNESS! U R SO SHOCKING I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT OMGOMGOMG!!!
Is that the reaction you were hoping for? Is that what you wanted us to say?

I sware you have some sort of proper autism where you've got no idea how to act in cirtain social situations or know what is acceptable to say.

Go away, you genuinely creepy unfunny prick... I bet you've added girls to your Facebook because they're "friends of friends", using the excuse that you talked in the same thread as them once.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 2:22, Reply)

No I haven't Gonz, you dumb, fat fuck
and I only added the disclaimer to the end of that post so that she wouldn't think it was about her, because knowing Becky she probably would have, and it would have caused another big argument, even though it wasn't.

I do love your pathetic attempts at white knighting for her though, Gonz. It in no way shows you up as a petty little dick who has no idea what he's talking about.

I may never know what it is that's wrong with you Gonz, but I pray every day that it's terminal.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 8:00, Reply)