psst, it's "an estate agent"
:-)

I wouldn't want a flying horse. Too scared of heights. Not sure what I'd do with a unicorn either.

I imagine that due to stabling costs and feed etc. I'd probably have to sell it because I couldn't afford the upkeep.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:51, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thanks
I don't think anyone will notice the ninja edit.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I wouldn't be so sure
pleased with the result last night?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Yes
Although it should have been more than one, seeing CR9 almost crying is always good.

I've been trying to find a newspaper to explain, objectively, what happend between Capdevilla and Costa, but they don't give details. I thought the Spaniard was faking and he deserves being out of the next match at least, but most of the newspapers seem to be against me...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I saw a couple of replays that really really looked like there was no contact
but I missed the next one where the pundits thought they saw some contact, so can't make a decision.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Me too, I saw the same
But then, when Capdevilla was on the side, someone was shouting something at him. And he turn, and said in Spanish (I read his lips): you shut up, shut up, you're Spanish, Spanish! Shut up mother fucker.

That's not very good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

that certainly isn't very good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

He was right.
The Portuguese chappy would appear to have elbowed him in the ear according to later shown footage.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

For "estate agent", read "money sucking vampire"

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Oh, well
I'm not editing again :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

You could sell it for a very good price probably
and buy something useful with the money.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

either that or I'd eat it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

You could make
some very exclusive glue, and sell it in the super-rich market.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

you could let its blood every week and sell it to Voldemort
that would pay for the upkeep. In between blood letting you can let little kids ride it. And I'm sure DonkeyGums will pay to kick it to see what it sicks up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

hmmm
I like your ideas. We should go into business.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Ok I'll get the office in the Bahamas
you sort out the paperwork.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)