Things have started to move
and I'm so excited!

Mark talked with our boss yesterday and I'm doing it today.

I got aN Estate agent to valuate my flat for rent (anyone interested in a 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom, 2 balconies, 2 floors nice flat near Piccadilly train station?)

Mark's puting his house for selling this week.

We're starting to look for flats to rent in the area between Worthing and London.

Southern South, there we go!

So, tell me, what would you do if you had a unicorn? Would you trade it for a pegasus?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:48, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

psst, it's "an estate agent"
:-)

I wouldn't want a flying horse. Too scared of heights. Not sure what I'd do with a unicorn either.

I imagine that due to stabling costs and feed etc. I'd probably have to sell it because I couldn't afford the upkeep.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Thanks
I don't think anyone will notice the ninja edit.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I wouldn't be so sure
pleased with the result last night?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Yes
Although it should have been more than one, seeing CR9 almost crying is always good.

I've been trying to find a newspaper to explain, objectively, what happend between Capdevilla and Costa, but they don't give details. I thought the Spaniard was faking and he deserves being out of the next match at least, but most of the newspapers seem to be against me...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I saw a couple of replays that really really looked like there was no contact
but I missed the next one where the pundits thought they saw some contact, so can't make a decision.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Me too, I saw the same
But then, when Capdevilla was on the side, someone was shouting something at him. And he turn, and said in Spanish (I read his lips): you shut up, shut up, you're Spanish, Spanish! Shut up mother fucker.

That's not very good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

that certainly isn't very good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

He was right.
The Portuguese chappy would appear to have elbowed him in the ear according to later shown footage.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

For "estate agent", read "money sucking vampire"

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Oh, well
I'm not editing again :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

You could sell it for a very good price probably
and buy something useful with the money.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

either that or I'd eat it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

You could make
some very exclusive glue, and sell it in the super-rich market.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

you could let its blood every week and sell it to Voldemort
that would pay for the upkeep. In between blood letting you can let little kids ride it. And I'm sure DonkeyGums will pay to kick it to see what it sicks up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

hmmm
I like your ideas. We should go into business.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Ok I'll get the office in the Bahamas
you sort out the paperwork.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I love mythical horses.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:55, Reply)

They're the best of the mythical animals

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I'd trade a unicorn in for Pegasus any day.
A flying horse, I'm excited already, when does he arrive?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

The Royal Mail is working on this
You're a valued costumer and we will keep you informed with any development regarding this issue.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Imagine all the things you could do with a flying horse.
Hovering outside bedroom windows, watching ladies undressing, would be my first heroic quest.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

You could go to somewhere hot with a beach
and hover above couples having sex, watching them. That'd be quite epic too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)

That's quest 2 sorted.
Will they be lesbian couples?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

There might be
Last Friday, on the way back home, a group of 4 quite sexy girls walking in front of us, when suddenly 2 of them stopped and started kissing and touching each other very pasionately.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Good times

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

It was, it was
Very arousing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Thanks
I'll have a think about that tonight.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I'd love a pegasus

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

there's probably a big market for videos of that online.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

You'd know

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

my porn empire is taking off, it's true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I might prefer the pegasus
And sell advertising space to Red Bull.

(Yes, I know it's a horse and not a cattlebeast, but it's still got wings)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I'd swap it for a Chimera and rain terror on all of London, mwuh ha ha ha ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Bad boy
You behave or I'll have to slap you!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)

*bends over*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Takes glove out
Put your trousers down!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

*goatses*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Aj!
No more slaps for you. I hate you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

A punch might work better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

While you are goatsing?
Are you asking me to fist you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Maybe, how would you feel about that?
Do you have big hands?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

My friends laugh at me
Because I can reach the last pringle without turning the can, so no, no big hands. I can get something like a marrow or a football ball.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

You are a lucky person
I can't get my fingers more than about a third of the way down a pringles tube. It seems they were designed not to be eaten by broad-handed fellows like myself. Or maybe it's nature's way of telling me to stick to pork scratchings instead.

PS Funny you should mention marrows. Do remember they have an itchy end.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Mmmm pork scratchings
I'm hungry...

You can always chop a bit of your hand, I don't know, the little finger and the one next to it (you need names for your fingers!) are not of a lot of use, are they?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

You mean the ring finger?
Well, they're not essential for obtaining pringles, but their absence might be a problem when trying to play the piano. (God knows I'm bad enough with ten fingers, if I were down to eight then I probably be prosecuted for crimes against music...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)

And more, and more
The first priest my mother contacted for the wedding, told her that all the paperwork was far too complicated and he wouldn't be doing it.

Now, my mother works for the Inmigration Ministry (?) and this same priest has been taken there, accussed of having an illegal inmigrant working for him. He now wants to sort out all the paperwork to avoid having to pay a massive fine.

My mother, of course, mentioned to him how terribly difficult it would be to do this, even more than organizing a wedding with an English person. The priest now seems to have changed his mind and has asked my mother to give him all the papers and he'll sort them out.

If there is a God...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

No there isn't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

It's an old Spanish saying
Something to do with karma and that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

But what a total tool of a priest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Thank you for a proper answer
And yes, I'm getting more and more dissapointed with them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Clergy cunts
Mine were all fine, but I'm not forrin.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

going to check out a potential venue tonight
which should be fun.

glad I don't have to deal with the clergy though. in my experience they bring up some odd subjects at weddings.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Well, from what I heard from other mixed couples
Doing it only civil from here to marry in Spain is even more complicated (mainly because the records in the consulates are out of date, and they ask for papers that are almost impossible to find anymore). But if you marry through the church, your priest asks someone in Spain what is needed, and with this of being european, it's not too bad.

Where do you want to celebrate?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)

we had been planning on it being at some beautiful botanic gardens
but the woman there was a bit of a twat, and seemed inflexible, so we're looking at some cool rooms in a local hotel tonight, and considering having the reception at an awesome pub down by the river, out of town.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

That sounds really nice
Not for the twat at the botanic garden. Why was she being inflexible?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)

it might just have been that she was busy and being a bit abrupt
but things like organising a band, she'd want us to use an agent that they always use to find a band, whereas music is pretty important to the mrs and me and we want to be able to sort that out ourselves.

things like that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I'll trade the unicorn
For two hydras and a medusa. You can never have too many snakes.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)