Bad boy
You behave or I'll have to slap you!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*bends over*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Takes glove out
Put your trousers down!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

*goatses*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Aj!
No more slaps for you. I hate you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

A punch might work better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

While you are goatsing?
Are you asking me to fist you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Maybe, how would you feel about that?
Do you have big hands?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

My friends laugh at me
Because I can reach the last pringle without turning the can, so no, no big hands. I can get something like a marrow or a football ball.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

You are a lucky person
I can't get my fingers more than about a third of the way down a pringles tube. It seems they were designed not to be eaten by broad-handed fellows like myself. Or maybe it's nature's way of telling me to stick to pork scratchings instead.

PS Funny you should mention marrows. Do remember they have an itchy end.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Mmmm pork scratchings
I'm hungry...

You can always chop a bit of your hand, I don't know, the little finger and the one next to it (you need names for your fingers!) are not of a lot of use, are they?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

You mean the ring finger?
Well, they're not essential for obtaining pringles, but their absence might be a problem when trying to play the piano. (God knows I'm bad enough with ten fingers, if I were down to eight then I probably be prosecuted for crimes against music...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)