When I worked in IT
this dozy moo used to ring up all the time with "Help, I've got a message asking me if I want to turn on sticky keys!". I would explain every single time that in word if you hold down the shift key it will bring that message up. It happened almost daily.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I got fired when I phoned IT and told them about my sticky keys.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)

What the hell are sticky keys?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I could show you but you might complain to the mods.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Sadfaces

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:42, Reply)