They make me angry,
Everyone pays a fortune to get their hair and makeup done to make them look like hookers and buy tacky dresses and hires those stupid stretch limos and hummer things. It's like they're designed specifically to piss me off.
Some primary schools have them as well. When I left primary school, we all went bowling, and then had fish and chips, and we were grateful for it, damnit!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:08, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't think we did anything when I left primary school.
When I left secondary school we had a leavers do. My friend got drunk and vomited all over the floor and some girl we didn't like walked through it in stocking feet. She stopped and said to us "oh ew, is this soup?" and because we hated her we said yes.

They played stupid kissing games and it was just generally shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:12, Reply)

^nobody wanted to kiss Kitty?
Awwwwww....
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I didn't involve myself in the games
but yeah that probably would have been what happened.

*sobs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Awww.... Kitty, any of the guys here would happily snog you
Aren't you glad you found a place in the world where all the blokes have significantly lower standards?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

We had a leavers' do as well.
It involved meeting at 7am in a park near the school and drinking solidly for an hour and a half. Not a 'Hummer' or a fucking 'corsage' in sight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

You didn't get a hummer?
Poor guy
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)

capital H, old boy, capital H.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I know, I know
I have seen a stretch Hummer get stuck down a narrow road. Stupid cunts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Haha I see them in Shoreditch quite a lot.
Cunts on stag do's or outside Asian Weddings...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

damn you Narnia
I read that as Aslan's weddings
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

euphemism for erection, Dave

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

No it isn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Well I'm making it one, and you can't do anything about it

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Best of luck with that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I've got a hummer right now
for you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

When I left primary school
everyone just went home. That seemed sufficient at the time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:12, Reply)

We had a BOUNCY CASTLE at mine
you were a deprived child
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

We had a real castle. I lived in it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

You couldn't do backflips off the walls though, could you?
Neither could I mind, but if I'd had the athletic ability, I might have
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

i a
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)