Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Back when I first invented Off TopicI secretly proclaimed myself the best looking man here, but now that I've seen a proper photo of your young self, I've had to pass the torch on
EDIT but saying you're the best looking bloke here isn't really saying much
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:42,
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It's all goodI'd like to thank God, you know, he's always been there for m...hey, wait! Where are you going?
Who turned off the lights?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:44,
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I like to think of myself as God of Off TopicJudging you all from my Mount Olympus, smiting when I see fit.
Yeah, that's who I am, Zeus
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:49,
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Teeheehee*smites*
To the bowels of Cerberus with you!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:52,
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You can't smite me,I'm fucking Artemis, bitch and I'll blind you for accidentally looking at my tits.
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Sounds like a female version of the JuggernautBitch
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:59,
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That's only one of my sensesI'd use the other five to cop a feel, have a sniff, taste 'em, and erm.. the other two
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:59,
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Listen to them?Then I'd turn you into a stag and hunt you down with my pack of dogs. And then mount your head on my wall.
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Phwoaryou really know how to get me going
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:05,
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