Back when I first invented Off Topic
I secretly proclaimed myself the best looking man here, but now that I've seen a proper photo of your young self, I've had to pass the torch on

EDIT but saying you're the best looking bloke here isn't really saying much
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's all good
I'd like to thank God, you know, he's always been there for m...hey, wait! Where are you going?

Who turned off the lights?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I like to think of myself as God of Off Topic
Judging you all from my Mount Olympus, smiting when I see fit.

Yeah, that's who I am, Zeus
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

In that case, I declare myself an Offtopic Atheist.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Teeheehee
*smites*

To the bowels of Cerberus with you!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

You can't smite me,
I'm fucking Artemis, bitch and I'll blind you for accidentally looking at my tits.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Sounds like a female version of the Juggernaut
Bitch
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

That's only one of my senses
I'd use the other five to cop a feel, have a sniff, taste 'em, and erm.. the other two
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Listen to them?
Then I'd turn you into a stag and hunt you down with my pack of dogs. And then mount your head on my wall.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Phwoar
you really know how to get me going
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

What can I say
I'm a master.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

And I'm Agnostic

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)