My mother thinks I'm on coke at the moment
Because I'm sniffing so much, having nosebleeds all the time and my eyes and nose are all red. It's the hayfever I inherited off her, the stupid woman.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Time to start snorting your anti hayfever pills through a rolled up tenner, I think.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

a tenner?
what's wrong with you man?!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I did it with a fifty once.
I felt like a drug dealer's whore.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Many things. *nods sagely*
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Yeah, what a waste.
I could get an entire night out out of a tenner.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

:( I'm in Cambridge, having moved down from Yorkshire. Over a month in, and I'm still thinking "Your beer is HOW Much?" *grumble* Tenner doesn't go far enough...
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I only pay for transport, usually the bus.
And clubs are much cheaper with a student card. I don't tend to buy my own drinks very much.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

See below

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Student card? Got one. But yes, "attractive female" is the ultimate pub discount card. *resumes grumbling*
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Not attractive.
Just confident, flirtatious and manipulative.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

not attractive?
pfft. An accomplished liar as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

She means if you give her a tenner
she's yours for the whole night. She's very cheap. But the quality reflects this.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Hey!
I am a high quality, prized commodity! I've never had any complaints, and I've had quite a few compliments.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)