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( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

'Apparently' hot? APPARENTLY??
Harrumph.
And I reckon I should be worth more than +500 reputation points.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

+700 I reckon

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)

So she's hotter than one of your boobs
But not the two combined.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

One boob looks a bit lonely
two is just right.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

good point
she can be +1000.

So technically I'm only +500
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

This is better.
And you're +1000 without the boobs. Add those on, and its like +2000.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

ah
but we're talking rep points after Lampito.

So she got +1000 rep points for snogging you ( for your hotness)
and +500 rep points for snogging me. If she'd have gone in for the boob grope, that would have supplied more rep points.

Sadly none of this cancels out Chompy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I'm going to score you thussly in a totally creepy and borderline rapey manner
Applebite (including both boobs) +1000
Amberl (without any boobs) +800
Amberl (including both boobs) + 1800
Applebite (if you give her ten pounds for the whole night) +2000
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)

AmberI with Applebite's leg on her chest
5,000.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Amberl with Applebites leg on her chest when you give her ten pounds for the whole night
+7000
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I won't be impressed if you turn this ten pounds thing into a meme.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I'm already doing it

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I hate you.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

But if I give you this crumpled tenner
you'll love me all night long
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

If I give her an extra fiver
Do you think she'll love me for a bit of the morning too?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

No, she has her dignitiy
but if you give her a fiver she'll leave her knickers behind when she walks home.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Oh alright then

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

That's still 300 less than both your breasts put together.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I say "apparently"...
cos I haven't met you. Or seen any photos

EDIT: That sounds a bit molesty. Am not after photos, just explaining myself from the bottom of this ever-deepening hole
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

*hands spade*

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

*puts hands on hips*
*raises one eyebrow*
*taps foot*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Are you watching me dig? It's not worth your while
By all accounts (ie everyone I know who HAS met you) you're absurdly attractive, but it would be remiss of me to awaken Pandatron based on hearsay alone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

*dons hardhat*
*consults clipboard*
*tuts*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I had my hard hat on earlier
I'm still wearing my work trousers
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

my a hat
'm still wearing spluffed in
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

What?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

she clearly wants you to be saying
I had a hat my hard hat on earlier
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Ssshh
fixed it now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)