I'm getting a new bikini!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

podjtpwioidh

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

stuck on the 'wio' bit...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

pictures of djtrialprice wearing it, or it didn't happen

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Haha!
No way dude. It took me a long time to find it.
I'm not having him looking better in it than me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

My pecs could probably fill Applebite's bikini
But I've no chance with yours
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

do you and Roota
want to be March and April?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I'm game
Although really I should be February as that's when I was born.
And he was born in April.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

February and April it is

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I shall wear heart pasties on my nips
In honour of St. Valentine
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I think that means
I have to wear dead leaves. October isn't the nicest month
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Halloween's in October
So, little pumpkin or skull pasties are in order.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I want May
So I can be in a wood, maybe in a tree in a leaf pasties and flower knickers.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I'm ok with that.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Hmmmmm
Bjork + Leaf = Hotness
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Alright Mr. De Mille,
I'm ready for my close-up
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Now I'm imagining you with a big pompadour wig
and a parasol.

Oh, and you're winking coquettishly at the camera, you naughty thing you!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)

It's all about the face daaahling!

( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

That's good, then you don't need to wax your legs

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Giggity

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

this word
reminds me of Noel Streatfeild
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Who?
Why?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

she used to write oldfashioned books
like Ballet Shoes and White Boots and that was an exclamation of happiness in them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

How things get corrupted...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

This makes me think "B3ta swimsuit calendar". Standard version= good, drag version=hilarity.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I like this idea.
Dibs on October. Or May.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

if you take May
I'll have October
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

*Looks at watch expectantly*
*realises watch only tells time*
*abandons all pretence at allegory*

Is it October yet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Dunno, is AA awake yet?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I actually could poke him
but only in a really tragic tweenage way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

you beauty

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Masterful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:10, Reply)

I want September
I will be pictured asleep.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Ooo, what's it like?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I'm a vintage type girl, so it's red with white polka dots
Shortsy type knickers all ruched at the sides with a bra top that actually comes in my cup size!

I'm thinking of getting it in black too, because it's SO rare that i see a shape of swimsuit that suits my old fashioned taste and doesn't cost £75
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

that sounds amazing
any bikini I buy ever is rubbish and yet horrifically expensive. Maybe I should just stick to one pieces
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I'd prefer a one-piece in a lot of respects,
But the high street stopped making them in that shape I like years ago. And now you can only buy the type I like for millions of dollar on 'vintage' websites.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I have a lovely salmon pink large polka dot halterneck swimsuit for my hols.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Does it have shortsy legs or knickersy legs?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Knickersly legs.
But it is a bra sized cup which is what is most important for me.

I also have a turquoise swimsuit with frilly bits at the front of the cup and they make my cleavage FUCKING AWESOME.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I prefer shortsy legs y'see
Knickersy ones give an unflattering line
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I have a long body and big boobs so I'm stuck for what I can get to fit me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I have a very short body and comparatively big boobs
Fitted dresses don't fit me :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

*croissants*
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Hahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Wit woo!
Sounds awesome! I love bikinis like that, but I don't think I could pull it off.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

you could wear a shellsuit and look fit.
I hate you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

^ this
on the other hand Roota, you can wear all the vintage clothing and look fantastic.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Ta la!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

You do need a certain something to pull the vintage look off.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

You can do the boho/hippy vintage thing
We saw the photo! You could still work that one.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I know : )
I've decided to become an old hippy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Do it!
I may have to turn into a 1950s pin up as I don't seem to be able to work any of these new fangled fashions.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

To be honest, apart from when I went a bit clubby, I've always been a hippy.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)