I'd love to hear that conversation
"Oh hi dear, how's your day going?"
"yeah good thanks, how's yours?"
"Yeah it's going alright, listen, where do you get your bikinis from?"
"Why?"
"Well, there's this girl on the internet that I'm"
"WHAT!?"
"No, No, it's not like that, there's this girl right, on this"
"You're talking to girls on the internet about their bikinis!?"
"Well, yes, but like I said it's"
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? YOU CALL ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY AT WORK TO TELL ME YOUR BUSY WANKING OVER GIRLS ON THE INTERNET AND THEIR BIKINIS?"
"NO! No, listen, babes, calm down okay It's not like that"
"CALM DOWN! CALM FUCKING DOWN! I'LL GIVE YOU CALM DOWN YOU FUCKING CHEATING BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU! I WANT YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE WHEN I GET BACK! DON'T CALL ME AGAIN YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE!"
"Babe, wait, no listen"
"click ...... brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
"Babe? Babe? Are you there babes?"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!
Whoops, BGB beat me to it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

amusing as that is
it'd go: "someone on b3ta is after a bikini. where did you get yours?"
and then she'd tell me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

If I ran that by Ms Foxtrot
I think she'd want to know the hotness level of the people involved
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

well go on then
tell us which version becomes real.

And then I'll have the name
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

she's out on site today so won't be till tonight
if I remember than I'll find out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Ugly girls
are so much more placid because they're grateful
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Strue that.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

that's as may be
but mrs V isn't ugly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

She pure ain't

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I know V
I'm just pulling your leg. Congrats on your engagement by the way, when's the wedding?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:11, Reply)

thanks
not until september 2011 I think. need time to save. mostly for the honeymoon.

today the mrs got offered a discount if we have our wedding at a fancy hotel she has designed the structure of. could be interesting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)