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When are we going to stop flirting on-line and have actual sex?
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:54,
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Just say where and when, BGB
I've been wanking over your facebook pics for weeks in preparation
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:55,
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How tall are you again?
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:57,
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I'd say 5'9"
but my doctor reckons 5'11". I reckon she was coming onto me, though
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:57,
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That's within the acceptable paremeters of my requirements.
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:59,
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Eh?
You'd better demand he put some weight on like you did me
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:59,
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I've changed my mind about the weight thing.
Beggers shouldn't be choosers.
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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She's asking for a double-team Bert
Eiffel Tower!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:01,
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*blows whistle*
We have to swap ends now, it's half time
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:04,
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*hands out oranges*
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:05,
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Have sex with B3tans
Get treated like a football pitch
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:05,
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No, it's like that with most sports
but you also have to high-five as we cross paths
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:07,
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High five with your willies.
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:09,
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Surely that's a high one
If Bert claims otherwise I strongly suggest you shag him and sell your story to That's Life
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:10,
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You're such a wrong 'un
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:15,
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Hehe!
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:21,
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Like I said, where and when?
Just bear in mind that you will probably live to regret it
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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Pfft!
It sure as hell won't be the first time.
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