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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't see you as the picky type

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
That's not nice
I am bloody gorgeous*

*outrageous falsehood
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I'm not really, lady luck just happened to lead me down a path filled with sexy men.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Me too
For women, I mean. I'm not the fussy type (although I used to be), but I still somehow end up with girls that are way out of my league
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)
actually the latest was not really that great, yet he was the cockiest
so cocky in fact that after I told him I didn't want to talk to him anymore he called the next day to tell me to lose his number
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Awww, what a meanie
but you can't knock cockiness, without it I don't think I'd have ever got laid
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)
meanie? nah. He's a loser.
I'm going to start being classy. And cocky.
Let's see how easily I get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Me too
as a quick glimpse at my profile will reveal
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)
it's a man
EDIT actually, that's a different one to the one I first saw of you, she's not bad, but you do look like a massive, try-hard homosexual
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)
"Not bad"
In the way that Faith No More were "not bad" at music, presumably
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)
they were fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Sorry Kristine
Unless you recant that vile opinion I'm going to have to insist we cut straight to anal
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)
my dildo or yours?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Depends
if you've got one picked out for anal which you actually enjoy it'll have to be mine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)
*I like this*

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I didn't like Faith No More

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)
That's ridiculous
but I think you get my point. We've established there's no sense in making a football metaphor
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)

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