I miss Flim Flam
her posts were like a breath of fresh air in this stagnant cess pit.

She was like a female Gonzo, only intelligent and funny, and female, which made the cuteness more bearable.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

an eloquent euology

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I'm starting to like you, Amberl
I might add you to my good list
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)

She has breasts that make you want to bury your head in them
and she drinks gin like your grandma.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)

this makes me sound
like an old woman
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:25, Reply)

But a drunk old woman
and that's the important bit.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I promise next bash
I won't take any medication. Then I won't be drunk
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Sounds like a plan
what are the meds for (if you don't mind me asking)
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)

neuropathic pain
I took double meds last time because I anticipated a lot of walking. It meant I was already a bit off my face
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Hmmmm, google says that is not a pleasant condition.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)

it's just in my feet these days
unluckily those are the things I walk on
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Bummer
Next time we'll meet in a pub with more seats.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I'm sure she would have approved
if she didn't actually hate Bert.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)

She didn't hate me
when I came back I saw posts from her saying she'd missed me. We got on quite well, from what I recall
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Yeah, but you forget I actually know her
and I can assure you, she actually hates you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Aw, any particular reason why?
Or just general Bertishness?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)

She said you never called her the next morning after you slipped her the salami
she doesn't like that kind of behaviour.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)

:|

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)

You know I'm only joking DiT
I'm the only one allowed to do that to her.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Damn straight.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I thought Becky was too?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Well, yeah, that goes without saying.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Well, of course.
How else am I supposed to pay the rent?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

DiT told me that if I treated her mean
she'd glomp me next time
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)