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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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5'9"!?
I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

/gunnery sergeant hartman
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Get the FUCK off my obstacle course!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)
you'd better square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass
and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I like you
you can come over to my house and fuck my sister
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds;
exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I bet you both
could suck golfballs through a garden hose
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)
are you a peter puffer?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Get on with some fucking work
You're nearly as tall as Ms Foxtrot, which means I'm probably scared of you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I have none.
I've finished uni for the summer.
And awesome, I do love scaring people.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I was thinking
'I don't remember her being this tall'

Then I remembered I was wearing heels at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

wearing heels rubbing olive oil into my heaving breasts
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)
naturally
there's not many times of the day I'm not doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Sorry, I meant Vipros. With the work thing
Your being 5'9" definitely lends credence to the suggestion that you're hot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

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