If you fell asleep in my car
I'd unclip your seatbelt, carefully open your door, and let you roll out onto the carriageway
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh Bert
seatbelt trousers
door flies
let you roll out onto the carriageway suck you dry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:49, Reply)

That too
but when I was done I'd chuck you out of my Mondeo and call you a whore
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:51, Reply)

And I would god damn well deserve such treatment
One thing though

Mondeo Accord
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I don't like memes!
They're shit and they show a complete lack of originality.

Besides, a Mondeo's a much more wanker-ish car than an Accord
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:53, Reply)

I'll have to take your word for that
Last time I owned a car it was a Vauxhall Nova. When it was an acceptable car to own. Yeah, THAT long ago.

If you don't like memes then why are you constantly calling me a bumder? Eh? Eh?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I wasn't aware that it was a meme

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:56, Reply)

In the same way that Vipros is smug,
PsychoChomp is a rapist, etc

Although those are actually true
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I think "bumder" is one of Bert's favourite words
words concepts ;o)
I love him really
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:04, Reply)

It's not like he's alone in accusing me of bumdering
Actually, you might be alone in NOT accusing me... yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:14, Reply)

BUMDERIST!
;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:16, Reply)

Yeah, I've seen a few people calling you gay
but I was only doing it because of your profile pictures
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:17, Reply)

And because he's HAWT :)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Woo!
That makes three of you!

Four if I count Bert!

Which I prefer not to!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:22, Reply)

He has got lovely hair
for a woman
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:23, Reply)

oooh
he gives and then he takes away
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Bert's real problem with my hair
is that it's in such fabulous condition that it's hard for him to pull back on when he's taking me from behind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:35, Reply)

This
plus I have hair like a bog brush :C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Oi! shut it monkey shit.
When I get my Mondeo back, I'll come round your gaff, ring the bell, and run away.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:36, Reply)