You can both get to fuck with the age thing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

In your profile photos
you look don't look younger than either of us, just a lot wankier
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:22, Reply)

what? how old are you?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:23, Reply)

I'm 31
But I love you both for thinking otherwise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:29, Reply)

It's the wanky hairdo
and eye make-up that does it. People who dress up like that are usually teenagers.

Or painfully dull.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:30, Reply)

I am neither
As I'm sure you're aware. You don't strike me as the sort of person who indulges dullards for as long as you've indulged me

Who do you reckon will be first to strikethrough?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Nah, I'm done with strikethroughs for the day
and I'm talking to you because you're one of only two or three other people who are here.

Secretly I'm hoping that someone better will come along
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:35, Reply)

You've been talking to me all day
When plenty of alternatives were available. Admit it, Bert. You like me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:45, Reply)

I'm indifferent to everyone here
any affection or bile is purely for comedy effect
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:48, Reply)

you're pulling my plonker

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Am not
The bottom photo on my profile, of me and my best friend Nicola, is the oldest one. It was taken at my 30th birthday party.

So many points for "pulling my plonker", btw
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:36, Reply)

hmm.....I thought you were a fresh 24.
now I see you're a stale 31.
sad times.
you've still got sexy hair, mind.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:38, Reply)

24?!!
Bloody hell, that's even better than you fancying me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:45, Reply)

me fancying anybody is nothing special
I fancy everyone
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:48, Reply)

10 minutes ago I would've been crushed by that statement
but now I'm basking in the glow of TWENTY-FUCKING-FOUR
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:52, Reply)

I'm called 19 all of the time

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Everybody says I look and act older
but that's mostly because I have an older brother who's short and immature
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:06, Reply)