You're very inclusive tonight Bert.
I think there's a spazz at the back who hasn't had a turn.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've had mine so I'm happy

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Sorry Boss, it was such a classy spoonerism
that just replying cucking funt seemed inadequate.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:13, Reply)

:-)
I rathered liked it I have to admit.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:22, Reply)

I'm in a funny mood
strange things are happening, and this is probably the first time I've been able to come on here properly during the day, let alone the evening.

What can I do for you, Bartleby?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Creepy.
It must the weather or something. Don't burn yourself out again, you are needed here.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:11, Reply)

It's weird, I was enjoying being such a cunt last week
I think I'm just low on energy, I think I'll go and get some dinner
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Wise chimp.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:14, Reply)