A support group for victims of drunk drivers?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cat charities for the victim of window hurlings and penny throatal insertions
or a charity for victims of violence at football (american) games.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Munchausen's-by-proxy?
Or just straight Munchausen's on the rocks?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

And I'm fucking sick of hearing about that.
Damn! No fucking wonder I get pissed off on here.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)

The first one has to be one of the most good natured bits of ribbing on here
the second one you very proudly boasted about.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Ok, now that was a lapse in judgement when I was at my worst
and there's no need to keep bringing it up.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)

You'd done it before
Were you at your worst then too?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)

We only know about it
because you brought it! Do you know about my criminal record? Do you know about any mental health issues i've suffered from? Do you know about how many members of my family have died? No, you don't. The reason being, I don't post it on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I didn't boast about it.
I was mortified at the time, and I tried to express that.

Ok, you all proved a point. I'm a boring fuck up. I'm just too open and honest about stuff. That's me. I'm sorry.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I do
Criminal Record:
1 count of being drunk in charge of a pedalo.
1 count of possession with intent to supply (geriatric midget porn)
1 count of molestation of sea creatures.
Mental Health Issues:
Autism
Fantasism (Believes he is Aquaman's gay lover)
Family Deaths:
182 (180 of these were his pubic lice)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)