I'll settle for that
But I'm selling myself short really
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you're still in the prime of life
plenty of time to go national
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Thanks lad, I might

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

If I could
I'd steal the Crown Jewels, and put you in their place.
Partially because you're more worthy of attention, and also to see the confused look on your face when you woke up.
also I've got a buyer lined up for Lizzie's jewelry
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I've seen them
I'd rather get some nice beads in Primark or Claire's
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

They wouldn't go with your inimitable style

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

it sounds complimentary
but really he's saying you dress like Bjork.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Slander!
I meant it in a purely polite and complimentary way!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

technically it's libel

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Your face is libel

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

your mum's face is libel

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I have no comeback to this

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)