I wish I was a cello that Amberl was learning to play

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I wish you were too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Is this where someone mentions the obligatory pink oboe?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Which reminds me of the story about the famous conductor
who was conducting an orchestra, for a piece led by the cello. The cellist wasn't very good and she kept making some awful noises.

"For goodness' sake, woman", cried the conductor. "You're sitting there with God's greatest gift to man between your legs, and all you can do it scratch it!"
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I think it was Sir Thomas Beacham
also responsible for
"Brass bands are fine in their place; outside and a long way from me"
(Cave Duck, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)