I had some for supper last night
because when I went into my bread bin I noticed the bread was getting a bit dry. So I thought it would be a shame to waste it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I hate Tesco
but they do this bread called "Tiger Bread", and it's fresh baked and warm and the smell is divine...dammit!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Our Asda gives a percentage of profits from its tiger bread to our local zoo to help the baby tigers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Aww, that's sweet
but I would club those baby tigers to death with a spikey baseball bat for a slice of tiger bread right now...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Morrisons or Asda do a salt and pepper tiger bread
it is the best bread ever.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I will look out for it
the only bread I dont like is poppy seed bread (it does weird things to my guts).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

that'll be the heroin

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I left almost a full loaf of bread in the breadbin for so long
that Wiggy and I were fighting over who had to empty it. So we left it. Then another month later it had all disappeared, leaving just a green bag. What the fuck?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

The bread bin pixies took it away
1) Open bread bin
2) Steal bread
3) ?
4) Profit!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

And then smeared their green pixie jizz all over the bag.
Bread Bin Pixies - They sound nice but they're right cunts really.
(Cave Duck, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)