Mixture of good and bad
+ I saw an old friend yesterday and had a good gossip, mother is happy to see me, ditto cat, sister has done incredibly well at uni and I'm proud
- I'm miserable and the palms of my hands are blue-green.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

How the jiggery whatsit?
Do you get blue-green palms?

Unless you're interfering with a Smurf?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Henna
Couldn't find plastic gloves, put sandwich bags over my hand, gave up half way through.

I wouldn't mind my hair to be that colour, but the base colour is yellow so it'd end up bright green.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

She made Papa Smurf
wear a Sexface mask and then she abused him. It's the only way she can get moist these days.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

yeah Sexface was just an innocent victim
I think I need to put (!) afterwards to denote irony.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)