I bought lots of delicious booze last night
Pear Koppaberg, alcoholic ginger beer, alcoholic ice tea, gin...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:26, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

my friends brought alcoholic ice tea to the barbecue at the weekend
it was called Hard Tea or something. I'd rather have a Long Island Ice Tea.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Think that's the stuff
It's on offer in Tesco, thought I'd give it a go.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Tesco had
strawberry and lime kopparberg the other day. It was fucking mint*. If you spot it, buy it, 'cause it's awesome.


*Not actual mint
(berk, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Alcoholic Iced tea?
That sounds great. What alcohol?

Plus gin and ginger ale is lovely.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Gin and GA is indeed lovely!
I didn't see what alcohol was in the iced tea, I'll check tonight.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I invented a cocktail, sweetest thing in the world
ginger ale, gin and grenadine.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

What did you call it?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Pink and Mix
was named by a friend, as it tasted of sweets.

I wanted either Sup G, 3G or G-Sus Christ, but no one agreed :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I think I might have a lead on where to get bottled Deuchars in Liverpool
I might get extra favours from djtp if I manage to find it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Like he might let you do that thing
That makes you both groan like a suspension bridge covered with fatties?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Here's hoping, Lab,
here's hoping...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I shall keep my fingers crossed for you
Because I like you
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Back atcha bruv

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

you're the Anti-Beekers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

In what way?
Other than I haven't shagged a lot of b3tans.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

You buy alcoholic pop, and...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

he pops alcoholics?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Pops them with his 'Becks Blue' or whatever it was.
I'm slightly out of my depth here, making a joke about an incident I was hundreds of miles away from. Who knows, maybe I have got the whole thing wrong - or, of course, it's just not a good gag.

I'm going with b)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

You're fine, Mr Boyce, it was me being slow
And you're spot on about his buying of 'woofta Becks'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Because you bought booze with booze in it.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

God I'm being slow today

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I dated a girl who's aunt owned a farm in Sweden which grew fruit bought by the Koppaberg people
Tenuous, but I thought it worthy of postage here.

You might have sampled an ex-g/f's aunt's pears.

Have I descended into apostrophe hell?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

'whose Aunt'
Other than that, you're good, old boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Schoolboy PJM, schoolboy
I ought to know better.

*hari karis*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)