I plan to watch intently
trying not to let on how much I need to advice myself after 13 years of smoking weed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

haha
it amazes me how bad some of my mates still are after many years.

but then with the guys I started smoking with and my mates at uni we would belittle each others spliffs so much that everyone had to become basically perfect at it.

I've lapsed slightly in the intervening years and have probably lost the ability to roll many of the novelty joints I used to be able to make, but the basic 3 are still something I take pride in being good at.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I tried,
but I can never do the tucking in bit, my nails always get in the way and it just ends up really loose. Wiggy can do it in about 22 seconds.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

my speed depends on the gear
if it's pre-ground up then I can do it fast.

there are techniques that involve using the finger parallel to the joint that allow it to be tucked in without nails getting in the way.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I can't do that bit, there's always an untucked bit where my two fingers meet
because of my nails.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

My defence is
that everyone I know can roll. I've never really had to get good at it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

fair enough
that was my gf's excuse too, but I tried to teach her and it turns out her hands are too smooth to be able to roll it tight.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Dude
I can't even be bothered to strikethrough, that last sentence is comedy gold as it stands
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I thought you might enjoy that one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

You know me too well

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

from some of the recent conversations
and from what you posted up top about your teenage years etc. I think we are not far from being the same person.

obviously at some point you choose gayness and I didn't
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

And I can't grow a decent beard
apart from that, yeah. I assume you're suitably appalled
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

as much as you are no doubt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I am choosing to see the positives in this
Sonisphere should be fucking hilarious
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:15, Reply)