Hmmm
Me: John Simm
Chickenlady: Alex Kingston
Dad: Warren Mitchell
Mum: Annette Crosbie
My Brother: David Soul circa 1980
My nan: Eva Braun
Chickenlady's dad: Father Jack Hackett
My ex wife: Geri Halliwell circa 1997


NB: There's no physical similarity between me and John Simm, but the role demands nothing less than an actor of his calibre.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:26, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can I have a photo of your ex wife please?
Geri provided me much comfort in the late 90s.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

hmm...
Imagine Geri circa 1997 in very bad light after an evening of pie binging.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)

don't stop I'm almost there!
*huff huff huff*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

With bad tattoos
and anger management issues.

*passes kleenex*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Arrgh right in the eyes
*wheels around, arms flailing, trousers around ankles*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I hope you're going to mop that up?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Alex Kingston, yes. Why have I failed to see this before?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Chickenlady's nose is far cuter though

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

This is very true. Better boobs and handbags too!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

*BOING!*

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Not David Soul!!!!
Paul Michael Glaser!
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( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)