I would be played by Kathy Burke.
My film would be all brutal and gritty with a punk and ska soundtrack. My mum would be played by that German opera singer who's name escapes me, Uta somethingorother and my dad would be played by Peirce Brosnan.

The main plot would be inability to find love highlighted against the bleak northern landscape. I will probably have a miscarriage and get beaten up at some point, (poetic licence).
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:00, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

God that sounds depressing
but don't put yourself down, you're no Kathy Burke.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I like Kathy Burke.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I meant looks-wise
in terms of sense of humour though, you're nowhere near as funny
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I know : (
But thanks for the compliment.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Utha Joyce!



Ok ok, Ute Lemper?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

That's the one.
Lemper, but I like the idea of Utha Joyce as my mum.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

YOOTHA Joyce. Cuh. Bloody kids.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I KNOW HOW IT'S SPELT
I was trying to make it look like Ute Lemper.
*sighs* Grandads...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Haha!
I thought it was spelt strangely.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

remember the girl who was Dusty on that tribute act competition on BBC1 a few years back?
She was the image of Mildred
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I have a vague recollection of that. *smile*

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Eh? What? I can't see you properly Ar Roota.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

*ROARS INTO HEARING AID*
"I'M BORROWING THE MONEY OUT THE TEA CADDY. OK?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

You'd have to have lots of parties.
And an extended scene set in the Hacienda.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Where I have an overdose.
Or a leg trembler with a bouncer round the back.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

With cameos from Peter Hook and Barney Sumner

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Fo sho!
I've actually only ever been to the Hacienda once.

Cracking night though.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Peter Captain

or alternatively, Dr
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)

A bit like Rita and Sue.
Without the funny bits.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

YES!!!!

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Wonder who'll be Bob?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Begins with J and ends with eff.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

But you'd have to share!
Or perhaps write in a best friend murder.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I'd share Jeff as long as I got a piece of him.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Aw bless.
You really are a selfless blousey.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

*nods*

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)