I used to be depressed but now I get a bit excited to get back to work.
I find holidays boring. I went to the beach for 5 days last year with a load of mates, yeah it was fun at night but during the day it was boring all they did was lay on the beach. No games or sight seeing. The most excitement I got during the day there was a jellyfish sting.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did you not stare at the hot men on the beach
and subtly rub one out?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Beach holidays are fucking shit.
I've been on about three, and whilst the inactivity and reading can be pleasant for a bit, on the whole I find them indescribably tedious - and rather insulting to the place you are holidaying in.

Spain (for example) has some fucking incredible things to see, but they cannot be found in Puerto fucking Banus, possibly the most vulgar place I have ever visited, bar Upminster.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

can't spell Banus without anus....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

How was Cyprus?
You unflinching man-toucher.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

It was superb, thank you.
Saw some cracking ancient ruins, and some rather less cracking litter everywhere - including blowing around the ancient ruins, the grubby cunts.

Great, great time with daughter - and now almost supernaturally depressed to be back to the 3-hours-a-week contact.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)